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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 06:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Exposure sites announced after second measles case confirmed in Grand Traverse County - WPBN

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Trump administration offers details of its ‘golden share’ in US Steel deal, but union says it’s ‘disappointed’ - Fortune

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

June's full 'Strawberry Moon' illuminates the night sky next week: Here's how to see it - Space

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

South Korea’s Venus-focused cubesat advances as larger missions face NASA cuts - SpaceNews

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

What are some of the innovative strategies or "hacks" companies are using in 2024 to attract and hire top UI designers?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

California doctor to plead guilty to supplying Matthew Perry with ketamine - BBC

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Astros Place Jacob Melton On 10-Day Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The Tyrese Haliburton Conundrum - The Ringer

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

HBO’s Gruesome True-Crime Doc Tried to Have Its Bombshell Moment. There’s Just One Problem. - Slate Magazine

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Why do some people refuse to explain their actions or behavior when asked? Why do they claim to not know the reason instead of providing an explanation?