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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 06:59

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
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Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Exposure sites announced after second measles case confirmed in Grand Traverse County - WPBN
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
June's full 'Strawberry Moon' illuminates the night sky next week: Here's how to see it - Space
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
South Korea’s Venus-focused cubesat advances as larger missions face NASA cuts - SpaceNews
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
California doctor to plead guilty to supplying Matthew Perry with ketamine - BBC
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Astros Place Jacob Melton On 10-Day Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The Tyrese Haliburton Conundrum - The Ringer
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons